Monday, September 20, 2010

Inside the Mind of a Rob Ford Supporter

Rob Ford is currently the front-runner in the race to be Toronto's mayor. He's apparently a stupid, oafish, incompetent dunce. The Toronto Sun is in love with his fat ass and fellates him on a daily basis. For them, it's a contest between stereotypical downtown lefty elitists and respectable salt of the earth suburban folks and the latter side is winning.

For the Sun's gang of con-men, assholes, and complete morons, the irritation and exasperation of downtown lefty elitists is highly amusing. Whatever gets them riled up is great for the Sun and its readers. What they can't seem to grasp is that intelligent, progressive people have good reason to be angry at the thought of mass stupidity imposing yet another incompetent, evil government upon them, and the extent of this mass stupidity is frustrating. I mean, what? We're supposed to be indifferent to a drunken clod like Ford running Canada's largest city the same way the other heroes of the stupid voters' bloc, Mike Harris in Ontario, stephen (accessory to child rape in Afghanistan) harper in Canada, or bush II in the USA, did?

You wonder what goes through the brains of such nitwits:

"Tee-hee! It drives the lefties NUTS when we vote for so-called 'morons' like Rob Ford!"

"Tee-hee! It drives the other tenants NUTS when I set fire to the building!"

"Tee-hee! My wife HATES it when I take the kids for a drive when I'm drunk out of my mind!"

Tee-hee indeed.

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