Saturday, September 22, 2007

Federal Report Critical of Harper's Kyoto Plan

From the CBC. The National Roundtable on the Environment and the Economy issued a report that was harshly critical of Conservative Prime Minister Stephen Harper's plan to reduce greenhouse gas emissions in Canada.

The report said that Harper's forecasts for the impact on greenhouse gas reductions of many of the plan's initiativies were wildly overestimated, with most all the rest of the conclusions evidently groundless and probably pulled out of somebody's filthy ass.

Harper responded with the monotonous, condescending drone of his, saying: "Like Elections Canada, we have yet another government bureaucracy overreaching its mandate and inventing reality simply to punish Canada's New Government and keep us from coming into the promised land. Hallelujah, and praise George W. Bush."

To which some unidentified backbencher yelled: "Shut the fuck up you lying sack of shit!"

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