Sunday, August 21, 2011

Oppressed People Complain Too Much

Except for the REAL oppressed people that is: WHITE MALES

Yeah, because EXCUSE ME, but First Nations peoples get to occupy buildings and land all the time, and they DON'T ALWAYS GET SHOT AND KILLED FOR IT!!!

And Black People? Get a ticket on the "Clue Train": Racism was defeated in the American Civil War. (It died in Canada a long time ago because we banned slavery some other time I don't remember but we did so there.)

Oh, and WIMMEN? You rule the world! You're all sitting on a fortune and you don't even know it. (Har! Har!) Seriously. With all the "affirmative action" a guy like me can't even get a job and it's "politically incorrect" for me to even say that!

So what if my demographic holds almost all the power, has the highest incomes, has the lowest unemployment? I'm not PERSONALLY feeling the love so reality doesn't matter and anecdotal evidence suffices.

And the rest of the world? Pull yourselves up by your own bootstraps like we did! You know something? I bet that, in the 19th Century, if the Zulus had sailed to England, enslaved the population, taken all the land, and shipped all the coal back to Zululand, England would STILL be kicking their asses today!

There's just too much damned whining and not enough personal responsibility nowadays!

[NOTE: To any newcomers - this is all sarcasm.]

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Not a newcomer but you had me worried there for a second.