Thursday, January 5, 2012

"A Little Thump Therapy Never Hurt Anyone"

"Right on! He's just saying what everybody else is thinking."

The "he" in question is Iowa state representative, Clel Baudler. Baudler is referring to any attempts by the Occupy movement to protest at the Iowa Repug caucus for the farcical presidential campaign that's supposed to take place either this year or in 2222. (Campaign season seems to be forever in their idiotic electoral system down there.)
Republicans across Iowa are bracing for trouble on Tuesday, concerned that caucus sites will be the next stop for the Occupy protesters who've staged demonstrations and disruptions at election events across the state.

Occupy leaders say they're not planning to interfere with the voting, though they expect actions leading up the vote at candidates' headquarters and afterward at victory parties. But even if 99 percent of the 99 percenters comply, the prospect of scattered protesters inciting confrontations with Republican voters has people from both camps on edge.

"Tempers can flare, and people can start to get out of control," said Jack Whitver, a state senator and precinct captain for one of the larger caucus sites, just outside of Des Moines. "With a crowd of over 700 people, you just want to keep everything under control and make sure that something ugly doesn't happen."

Whitver promised a polite response to those who might try to chant or stage other disruptions at his caucus site - but that's not a unanimous position.

Iowa state Rep. Clel Baudler predicted that potential protestors at his caucus site in Adair County should expect a response that "will be swift and it will be sure."

"Since I'm not a state trooper anymore, they probably won't be handcuffed - but I have friends," Baudler said. "If an officer asks for help, I will help, believe me."

"We're just not going to tolerate in rural Iowa what's going on in the big metropolitan areas," Baudler said. "A little thump therapy never hurt anybody."

Baudler is a former Iowa state trooper. Which means that how many people he's raped and murdered is anyone's guess. But he's clearly a total shit-head. Here's a representative of the Repugnican Party USA, the second of the two "Shit on the US Constitution" parties that run that country on behalf of complete Wall Street criminals, and this scum imagines he's fit to criticize the Occupy Movement? A movement of progressives (who have almost always been proven correct about anything that's important) and millions of ordinary US Americans who are tired of being ripped-off and taken for granted and lied to.

Baudler should recognize that he represents a minority, and a despised minority at that. Let me put it this way: If Rush Limbaugh and his whole ditto-head army had to face some "thump therapy" from the entire population of US America that despises them, they'd be pounded into sauce. And that puddle of slime would have constituted the shock troops of the "fearsome" Repugnican Party USA.

Baudler should realize that he's a pathetic old codger whose "best" brutalizing, raping and race-baiting days are behind him. If shit-heads like him don't shut their gobs fast enough they might just find out that "thump therapy" actually DOES hurt. (Hey! I'm just saying what everybody is thinking!)

Speaking of pieces of shit: Barack Obama doesn't have many friends. Awwwwww! Hey Barack! I hear that Bradley Manning doesn't have anyone to talk to! Oh! Wait! You're the guy torturing him and keeping him in solitary confinement! Oh well. Let's hear about the one widdle fwiend that wonewee widdle Bawack Obama has been able to make. Turns out it's a particularly sleazy banker, Robert Wolf. Isn't that sad? Barack Obama doesn't like to press the flesh with ordinary US Americans. He doesn't seem to like his fellow politicians. He has some old "friends" who were part of the machine that brought his public relations snow-job to power. Now he likes to hang out with a super-rich bankster who uses him to protect his ill-booten-gotty and for nothing else. Think this Robert Wolf character will have much time for torturin' Barack after his presidency is over?

Who cares? Who fucking cares one way or the other? In a better world they'd both be wondering if they'll be cell mates.


karen said...

When their only solution to the mere existence of protesters is thump therapy, why is it not okay to bring armour and a gas mask when you come to a protest?

thwap said...

Because that's "asking for trouble." (Or something. The fucked-up logic of people like that is foreign to me.)

Rev.Paperboy said...

One really hopes he tries to administer a little "thump therapy" to some 90 pound college girl with a black belt and gets the various fragments of his ass handed back to him giftwrapped.
What. A. Maroon.

thwap said...

Maybe he'd learn something.