Tuesday, March 9, 2010

Why Did Rahim Jaffer Cross the Road?

Because when he smashed his car into a telephone pole, his bag of cocaine flew out the driver-side window and landed on the other side.

Why did Jim Flaherty spend $9,000 of our money to take a private plane to preach austerity at a Tim Horton's in London?

Because he didn't want to risk having a public temper tantrum over having to show up more than 15 minutes before take-off and having to go through security.

Why did he yammer that he was taking a public flight home to save money, sending the jet to make the $9,000 trip back empty?

Because he's a fucking moron.

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