Saturday, October 2, 2010

James O'Keefe (Nothing Important)

Still have a lot to say about a lot of important stuff, but no time. No time. No time.

So, just for shits n' giggles, I present (for those who missed this mini-event) this guy:




James O'Keefe's plan to "punk" a female CNN reporter who wants to do a story on young conservatives.

James O'Keefe is the infamous video-fraud who pretended that he strutted into ACORN offices dressed like a 1970s pimp to get their help setting up a bawdy house with his teenage hooker girlfriend in order to smear that worthy organization. He took video footage of ACORN workers answering different questions, or refusing to help him altogether, and sliced and diced things so as to be able to allege that ACORN was helping run a nation-wide child prostitution ring.

Then the dipshit got arrested trying to bug a US Senator's office.

But enough of all that. Let's just read this guy's:




"Seduction" scenario:

James was supposed to tape the following script before the meeting on the boat.

"My name is James, I work in video activism and journalism. I've been approached by CNN for an interview where I know what their angle is: they want to portray me and my friends as crazies, as non-journalists, as unprofessional and likely as homophobes, racists or bigots of some sort..."

"Instead, I've decided to have a little fun. Instead of giving her a serious interview, I'm going to punk CNN. Abbie has been trying to seduce me to use me, in order to spin a lie about me. So, I'm going to seduce her, on camera, to use her for a video. This bubble-headed-bleach-blonde who comes on at five will get a taste of her own medicine, she'll get seduced on camera and you'll get to see the awkwardness and the aftermath."
[...]
It goes on to explain how James should "adapt" to my mood on the boat.
"As the operation is going on, James will have to adapt and adjust to her mood and her reaction. If she is pulling away, withdraw and pull her back in. If she's unsure, comfort her and reassure her. Vacillate between somewhat serious interview and the come-hither persona as needed in order to confuse her judgment and also keep her on the boat."
The boat in question was going to be decorated as some sort of tacky 1970s-ageing bachelor's "love-nest" with dildos, champagne, strawberries, etc., etc., while James himself:





Was going to be all suave and debonair with the unbuttoned shirt and the gold chains.

Pretty much everyone who has commented on this story has commented on the bizarre, pointless, ridiculous, incomprehensible nature of O'Keefe's "sting." Okay, so you get the female reporter who wants to do a story on young conservatives, and you then lure her onto a boat and act like a creep trying to seduce her. And then??? Let's say she was going to do a hatchet-job, what are you accomplishing by looking like a revolting pervert? She gets uncomfortable? She gets mocked for having trusted you? What?

Methinks that young James O'Keefe constructed this ridiculous scenario in such detail because what was really going on in the back of his deranged mind was that he'd be engaged in a form of sexual seduction (however sick, twisted, pathetic, dishonest, idiotic, ridiculous, sad, laughable) with a real live GURLL!!!

Here was James' "quarry":




Dream on O'Keefe. One of these days, James O'Keefe will find himself in a lasting, close relationship with someone. I'm afraid it'll be in prison though.

ETA: Ha-ha-ha! Tom Tomorrow hits another one out of the park!

2 comments:

double nickel said...

One can hope.

thwap said...

Given his titanic levels of incompetence, it's only a matter of time.