O'Reilly or Coulter or Beck or Hannity or Kristol vs. Levant, Frum, Coren, DiManno? They're all so intellectually insignificant that even an electron microscope would be unable to help discern the difference in stupid between them.
But the perhaps mortally wounding birth pangs of Sun TV, wherein shitty lawyer and political hack Ezra Levant has gotten the Sun chain sued by BILLIONAIRE financial shark George Soros
In the piece, which has since been removed from Sun chain news websites, Mr. Levant offered his opinion of how Mr. Soros, a Hungarian Jew born in 1930, survived the Nazis.
Mr. Vachon said Sun Media was notified of Mr. Soros’s reaction earlier this week.
“It made false, defamatory and offensive statements and as a result Mr. Soros has notified the relevant parties of his intent to sue,” he said.
“What is of concern in the article are the false assertions that Mr. Levant makes regarding George Soros’s conduct as a 13-year-old child in Nazi-occupied Hungary.”
He accused Mr. Levant of distorting statements made by Mr. Soros in past interviews.
Mr. Levant declined comment Thursday.
(note to Levant: it's generally never a good idea to cast aspersions about billionaires and their relationships with their mothers ... you stupid, stupid, dumb-fuck!) and the idiotic shenanigans of Sun TV's would-be founder (somebody has been typing a bunch of fake names onto a public petition all from the same computer) has forced him to resign, make it look like the USA's idiots are smarter than our idiots.
But unvarnished, heartfelt Canuck patriotism compels me to stand up in defence of our national brethren and argue that our right-wing, wing-nut welfare recipients have just as many neurons spinning around their skulls as the Yankees do. What they don't have, I guess I'm happy to say, is the same amount of legal brains that the US-American right can afford. Good lawyers cost money and Canada's right-wing has a smaller market, both proportionately and absolutely, than Glenn Beck does. Which means they have smaller, less competent legal teams. I mean, what was Kory NyukHyuk supposed to do for legal advice before he tampers with an online petition? Ask shitty lawyer Ezra Levant?
Kory: "Ezra, is it illegal to sabotage a petition in Canada?"
Ezra: "How the fuck should I know? Don't interrupt my fantasies about Stockwell Day's butt-crack sweat!!!"
Kory: "Oh Christ Ezra! Now I'm not going to get any work done today! (Pant! Moan!)"
Note the preceding was a fictional work of satire. Any similarities to persons living or dead is unintended and purely coincidental.
Final Observation: Ya gotta love that last line from my quote from the Globe n' Mail:
Mr. Levant declined comment Thursday.The idea of that loud-mouthed, fat-assed, stupid fuck refusing to bray like the jackass he is in front of a microphone is truly manna from Heaven! What's a matter Ezra? Afraid you'll say something STUPID that could get you SUED by an activist BILLIONAIRE?? Little late to be worrying about that, I'd say! You stupid fuck.
3 comments:
Yet here's the thing. Ezrant isn't actually a moran; he just plays one on tv.
Uh, Thwap, anything else you'd like to say? ;) Good rant, dude!
Alison,
Do you have any evidence of Levant displaying talent anywhere? I've been aware of the buffoon since his shitty book "Youth-Quake" for the Fraser Institute. He's garbage as far as I can tell.
regina mom,
Nah. I got it all out of my system for the day!
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