Elizabeth May & the Toxic Trudeau Hater

I always liked Elizabeth May. She always seemed like an honest, principled person who would be forever content to cheer-lead for the Liberal Party of Canada. However, in hiring Trudeau-hater/Scheer-supporter/fake-scandal mongerer Warren Kinsella, May is either showing her true colours, or, that she's lost her mind.

The Greens are saying that in today's hard-boiled, gloves-off political climate, they need an attack dog like Warren Kinsella to "defend" themselves from the smears and innuendos that will soon be coming their way. But Kinsella isn't a shield. He's a weapon. And he's got his own agenda. And it certainly isn't the health of the planet (which is what the Green Party claims is THEIR agenda).

I certainly hope that May regains her senses and turfs Kinsella. Because we're still suffering under a first-past-the-post electoral system and the Liberals need EVERY SINGLE NON-CONSERVATIVE VOTER'S VOTE in order to stave off the GHASTLY Cons. (And, BTW. the reason we still have FPTP elections is because Guy Caron said something in a committee or some such thing and that Justin Trudeau, despite his powerful MAJORITY GOVERNMENT was powerless to simply ram through his preferred electoral option. He simply couldn't do it. There was non consensus in the land. And the Liberal Party when in government has never done anything without a broad national consensus. (Unless you're talking about spending $4 billion on a pipeline or signing-on to an imperialist-led war somewhere.) So, if you're going to say that it's Justin Trudeau's and the Liberal Party of Canada's fault that we remain in a state whereby the anti-democratic, contempt-of-Parliament, homophobic, eco-cidal Conservative Party of stephen harper and Andrew Scheer and Jason Kenney and Doug Ford remain contenders for power (thanks to the prevalence of stupidity and racism and ignorance and laziness and stupidity amongst the population) I'll tell you to GO FUCK YOURSELF. Because it's all the fault of that NDP MP in that committee who said something that neither he together with the rest of the opposition MPs COMBINED could have forced the Liberal majority government to do. IT IS NOT JUSTIN TRUDEAU'S FAULT!!!!

Doesn't May, and the Green Party and those OLD toxic-Trudeau haters (who are AGED, and therefore OLD, and therefore GOING TO DIE SOON, and therefore unimportant and probably senile and who cares what OLD "shudder" people think???) realize that only JUSTIN TRUDEAU CAN SAVE THE WORLD???? Who else is going to pay lip-service to the Paris Climate Accord while FAILING to meet even stephen harper's emissions targets? Who else is going to continue to service the Koch brothers' agenda while mouthing platitudes and absurdities about using the money from the Tar Sands to invest in clean energy? Don't people realize that a carbon tax is THE ULTIMATE BEST THAT CANADA CAN DO to pretend to believe that civilization is going to fry in 10 years unless we show that we're pretending to do something????

Listen people: Justin Trudeau is VERY HANDSOME. In his own way he's BRAD PITT-LEVEL GOOD LOOKING!!! I might have forgiven Christy Clark for all her BAD SHIT that she did in British Columbia if she'd have let me TIT-FUCK her.

I can only imagine what I'd be like if I was sexually attracted to men!!! And he PROMISES nice things!!! So what if he often doesn't deliver? So what if his eco-warrior stance is FRAUDULENT??? He's socially liberal. He's all for welcoming everyone and a champion of LGBT rights (just like his father!!!) and he's a definite improvement on the creepy, Christo-fascist harpercons.

[So: In case you're wondering; there's a little bit of satire and a little bit of sincerity in this crazy, mixed-up post of mine.]