When Right-Wingers Vote

 Now, don't get me wrong. I'm a democrat, through-and-through. "Democracy is the worst form of government; except for all the others that have been tried" and all that.

But thinking about the train-wreck that is Rob Ford; "Is the mayor of the largest city in Canada (and the fourth-largest city in North America .... [okay, I recall hearing that on the news, but fourth? Mexico City, NYC, Chicago, Los Angeles, ... at least? Oh well.]) going to have his crack smoking video bought by "Gawker"? Seriously, ... that's the question on my mind this morning: How much of the $200,000 has Gawker raised to buy the video that allegedly shows Mayor Ford smoking crack cocaine?

Who'd a thunk it?

Rob Ford, George W. Bush, stephen harper, John Baird, Vic Toews, Tony Clement, Helena Guergis, Patrick Brazeau, Larry Craig, Mark Foley, Grant Devine, etc., etc., ...

Even when the Liberal Party of Canada is acting like a bunch of entitled, arrogant, corrupt eltists, ... they tend not to embarrass us to the world. (Except in the fervid brains of right-wing shit-heads who get enraged at things like "umbrella-gate." Fucking morons.)

These right-wing idiots elect "law and order, family values, fiscally responsible" candidates only to have them turn out to be lying, corrupt, sexually adventurous (but tortured) spendthrifts who make their city, province, country, and international laughing-stock.