Making Things Easy for Ezra Levant ...

... to understand.

Ezra, imagine this: The Liberal Party of Canada returns to power. Traumatized by the years of cruel bullying they endured at the hands of the psychopathic harper, and determined to use their power to make sure they're never put in such a painful position ever again, they decide to strike-out at all their ideological enemies.

As a result of this, one fine Alberta morning, you're waddling to your car with your goofy face and your brain continuing to slowly fizzle within the fluid inside your skull like it's made of alka-seltzer (as it tends to do), when members of the RCMP kidnap you and take you to an undisclosed location.

Once imprisoned, you are beaten black and blue, humiliated and abused, until you "confess" who your accomplices are and who pays your salary. [I know! Isn't this totally insane??] After your torturers become convinced that you're just a low-level, semi-talented shill for corporate Canada and you represent no real danger to anyone, you're left in a rat-infested, coffin-sized cell to recover from your injuries and to let your bruises heal.

Once this has been done, you're released onto the street, cashless and without an apology. You go to the media to find yourself described as a "terrorist suspect." The Liberals have allowed it to be said of you that there's "secret evidence" that proves you're a terrorist, from "sources" they can't reveal.

To your chagrin, you notice that there's people like me saying you no doubt deserved your beating, except there was no beating because you have no bruises. I commiserate with the RCMP who are being tried in the court of public opinion by terrorists like you and your terrorist-sympathizer allies and the terrorist-loving media and the deluded saps who buy into all your terrorist-loving crapola.

You're doubly chagrined because there's certainly going to be no public inquiry into your torture and certainly no financial compensation because you wrote shit like this:

I see that Maher Arar, the huckster who lied his way into $10.5 million of our tax dollars, has had less luck with the U.S. legal system than he had with ours. A U.S. appeals court threw out his nuisance claim against the U.S. government.
Now, that's not quite fair of me, is it? I mean, it's not fair to Canada's legal system because, had Arar actually gone to trial here, his case would have been thrown out, too. Arar's testimony would have been torn to shreds; he would have wilted under cross-examination. He would have been proved the liar that he is.
So, let me retract and apologize: Arar did not have good luck with our legal system. He had good luck with a politicized inquiry that bore his name -- the Arar Inquiry -- but in which he never testified. Of course he didn't: he doesn't want to answer questions.
Arar the hustler -- and his lawyers-of-fortune -- will have to find a new target to shake down. Of course, they won't go after the Syrian government -- the Syrians know too much about him, and what really happened. He's already squeezed what he can out of Canada. Who will keep Arar in
the style to which he's become accustomed?
My advice to Arar is to stop with the lawsuits, and focus on the real money: taking huge speaking fees from every university and other left-wing bureaucracy in Canada to tell his fictional account of woe. I bet the UN would give him a gig, and probably some global warming NGO, too.
Just remember not to have a Q&A session afterwards.

And you certainly don't want to go down as a total complete hypocrite and a waste of that passing racoon's sperm do you?

P.S. Aside from the overall scuzzy, stupid shit that this butt-ugly, stupid piece of waddling shit wrote, what the fuck is this supposed to mean?:

Of course, they won't go after the Syrian government -- the Syrians know too much about him, and what really happened.

The Syrians know all about him? But they didn't torture him? What?? The USA and Canada shares information with Syrian Intelligence about terrorist suspects because ...?

Seriously, ... what was Ezra trying to say there?? "The Syrians know too much about him" ... I take it that means that the Syrians know he's a terrorist. "and what really happened" I take it to mean that Arar would lose a lawsuit against them because they didn't torture him. But if they know he's a terrorist, and they didn't torture him, why did they release him? Where's the file they've got?

How does Ezra pretend to know any of this anyway? How does he know what the Syrians are like? How does he know they don't torture people? Actually, they do torture people. So why does he think they didn't torture this guy who they supposedly know is a terrorist??

Or is Ezra just a loathsome, slimey cockroach?

It's revolting enough that these Keyboard Commando, Tough-Guy, Fuckheads think that people who were sent to Syria by Canada should go to fucking Syria and stand in court and sue the Syrian dictatorship and NOT the country that put them in the torture chamber. It's revolting that these ranicd piss-stains seriously think it's possible to sue a lawless dictatorship. It's revolting that they think that not suing a torturing dictatorship makes one a coward who therefore has no right to sue the country that subjected them to that torture.